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<generator>Blogsmith http://www.blogsmith.com/</generator><item><title>House Staff Represents for Lunch Lady</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/07/24/house-staff-represents-for-lunch-lady/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/07/24/house-staff-represents-for-lunch-lady/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/07/24/house-staff-represents-for-lunch-lady/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/wacky-and-weird/" rel="tag">Wacky &amp; Weird</a><br /><br /> A giant boycott is scheduled to go down next Tuesday in Washington, D.C. Rising gas prices? Nope. Iraq war? Nah. A woman named Little Doris? Ding, ding. Turns out Doris is a beloved member of the cafeteria staff at the Longworth House Office...<br /><br /><a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/07/24/house-staff-represents-for-lunch-lady/">Permalink</a><br/><br/>]]></description><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 19:40:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>Lil Wayne Plays With Fire, Gets Sued</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/07/24/lil-wayne-plays-with-fire-gets-sued/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/07/24/lil-wayne-plays-with-fire-gets-sued/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/07/24/lil-wayne-plays-with-fire-gets-sued/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/music/" rel="tag">Music</a><br /><br /> Another lil' problem for Lil Wayne -- who's now accused of ripping off the Rolling Stones! Wayne -- aka the guy behind the lollipop song -- is being sued by a music publishing company that owns the rights to the Rolling Stones song "Play with Fire."...<br /><br /><a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/07/24/lil-wayne-plays-with-fire-gets-sued/">Permalink</a><br/><br/>]]></description><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 19:19:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>Smashing Pumpkins Lose Their Virginity</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/07/24/smashing-pumpkins-lose-their-virginity/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/07/24/smashing-pumpkins-lose-their-virginity/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/07/24/smashing-pumpkins-lose-their-virginity/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/celebrity-justice/" rel="tag">Celebrity Justice</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/music/" rel="tag">Music</a><br /><br /> Two members of The Smashing Pumpkins are suing Virgin Records America, claiming the label has screwed them out of ringtone fees and other stuff.James Yoshinobu Iha and D'Arcy Wretzky-Brown claims in 2005, five years after the band broke up, Virgin...<br /><br /><a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/07/24/smashing-pumpkins-lose-their-virginity/">Permalink</a><br/><br/>]]></description><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 17:57:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>Shanna Calls Kim Out for Her White Love</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/07/24/shanna-calls-kim-out-for-her-white-love/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/07/24/shanna-calls-kim-out-for-her-white-love/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/07/24/shanna-calls-kim-out-for-her-white-love/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/celebrity-feuds/" rel="tag">Celebrity Feuds</a><br /><br /> Shanna Moakler is firing back at Kim K's claim she doesn't date white guys, telling TheDirty.com:"Come on Kim, let the truth be told! You have dated numerous white guys. Your quote saying that you are not into white guys is a sham -- not a SHIM [a...<br /><br /><a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/07/24/shanna-calls-kim-out-for-her-white-love/">Permalink</a><br/><br/>]]></description><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 17:30:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>Pap to Martin Landau -- So How Were the '50's?</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/07/24/pap-to-martin-landau-so-how-were-the-50s/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/07/24/pap-to-martin-landau-so-how-were-the-50s/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/07/24/pap-to-martin-landau-so-how-were-the-50s/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/nurse/" rel="tag">Nurse!</a><br /><br />There's not many celebs that can answer the question thrown Martin Landau's way last night: How was it working with Alfred Hitchcock?

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