A broken clock is right twice a day -- and thanks to lingerie parties at the Playboy mansion last night, Shauna Sand actually had a excuse to look like an inflatable fun doll as she clear high-heeled it around Hollywood.
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Fashion Police
Looking like the unfortunate result of a gene splicing experiment between an emu, a jellyfish and a Christmas tree, Solange's sense of style terrorized Fashion Rocks last night in NYC.
Perhaps this is from the new "Look at me!" line from the House of Dereon.
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Wacky & Weird
Achtung! The Apocalypse must be near -- Prince Von A-Hole is now a spokesman for Lupoline lingerie. 
The creepy new billboard boy apparently even designed a line of garments for the company. Wonder if Zsa Zsa was the test model?
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Wacky & Weird
Check out New York's finest at its worst.
We're sure the boys in blue will be so proud of this guy -- retired NYPD officer-turned-movie producer Bob DeBrino. Isn't flashing a badge a crime when you're not an active cop?
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Wacky & Weird
What time is it? 
... time to cheat on your wife, leave your four children and give your mistress your gold watch to show your undying devotion.
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Wacky & Weird, Sienna Miller
She hasn't governed a state and has no experience (that we are aware of ) being an unwed pregnant teen, but bisexual reality dating show star Tila Tequila offered up her sage advice to new It girl, VP nom Sarah Palin.
Flash in the pans gotta stick together!
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Wacky & Weird
The craziest, most violent and baddest "Bad Girl's Club" member of them all is under serious fire for doing what she does best -- poppin' off and puttin' some fool on his ass! 
Tanisha Thomas is being sued by a guy who claims she bashed him in the face with a beer mug during an eye-bangin' smackdown at a Hollywood nightclub back in November. According to the lawsuit, filed today in L.A. County Superior Court, Kenneth Corrales claims he was just hangin' out when Thomas acted "in a manner not conducive to normal society" and caused a "deep laceration" to his forehead with a beer mug.
The entire brawl was caught on tape by the "Bad Girls Cub" camera crew, promoted, and featured in an episode -- in which a medic can be seen pressing a bandage against the guy's forehead. After the fight, Thomas was arrested, booked and locked up for a few days.
Corrales is suing Thomas and Bunim-Murray, the company that produces the show, for an unspecified amount of cash. Calls to their reps have not yet been returned.
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Reality TV
The three men popped in Colorado who supposedly had a plot to kill Barack Obama will probably go to jail for a long time -- but not over an assassination plot.
U.S. Attorney Troy Eid said there is "Insufficient evidence to verify that such a plot was real." But here's a list of the charges they do face:
Tharin Gartrell: possession of a controlled substance. Shawn Robert Adolph: possession of a firearm by felon, possession of body armor by a violent felon and possession of methamphetamines with intent to distribute. Nathan Johnson: possession of a firearm by a felon and possession of methamphetamines.
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Prez Election 2008
The only thing more confusing about Jojo's ass-plant during a live concert in Australia this weekend is the incoherent, rambling mess of nonsense his brother used to explain the whole mess.
Moments ago, K-Ci called into Hot 97 in New York and informed them that Jojo is epileptic, but then -- and this was actually something that came out of his mouth -- he said, "When God say look, when God shuts your body down that's it. Now people be talking junk abouts artists, man, it's just crazy man, get them people a, I hate Bill Gates, I hate Bill Gates for inventing the computer, or whatever that's called. You know I don't mess with it, man."
His best line came when he was defending the fact they don't do drugs, saying "Don't look down on a man without picking him up." Isn't that EXACTLY what K-Ci did?
Don't worry, we left 7 minutes of the interview in there. We dare you to listen to all of it.
Filed under: Train Wrecks
There's a whole lotta crack-a-lackin' going on in Hollywood -- superstars go from being on top of the world, then almost instantly, they plummet to rock bottom. It happens way too often -- click here and check it out for yourself.
Filed under: Train Wrecks
Phoebe Price was pissed when some tourists from Dubai had no clue who she was -- but doesn't she realize nobody from America knows either?!
She said she's a superstar "actress" -- yeah, her credits include playing "Customer with car" in the "X-Files" pilot, "Photographer" in one episode of "Arli$$" and "Designer" in something called "Shoot Me! 2."
Filed under: Train Wrecks
The Dollhouse Dude we made famous outside Britney Spears' custody hearing has a new ride, making him officially hell on wheels.
Filed under: Train Wrecks
People need to learn to stay a stone's throw away from the constantly raging Amy Winehouse -- or in this case, a glass bottle and a handbag away from her.
On one of her usual drama filled strolls through the streets of London, Wino smashed a glass bottle at the feet of some passing paps, then socked some woman in the face with her handbag when the lady tried to confront her. Remember to keep your distance, people.
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Amy Winehouse, Drunks, Fights
Michael Lohan in NYC looked to make a few things clear -- his daughter Ali's boob job is bogus and that stingy paternity test is still pending.
But the best news -- Michael says he hasn't been approached to be in the second season of "Living Lohan." Which hopefully means -- we will never see a second season of "Living Lohan."
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Lindsay Lohan
So you just get the news that a really good friend of yours has died. You walk into a room for privacy. What to do? Grieve? Reflect? No, if you're the star of Bravo's "Million Dollar Listing," you get on the horn to score the listing on the dead guy's home.
Josh Flagg, the punk who was just busted for allegedly stealing expensive paintings from the estates he was selling, is one of the show's stars. In the first episode of season two, Josh's pal, legendary Hollywood publicist Jay Bernstein, had just passed away. That's when Josh did what he does best ... operate without soul.
And under the category "takes one to know one" -- during another part of the show, Josh and his pal, Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis, talked about faking their own deaths to see who would show up to the funerals, so they could judge who their "real friends" are.
We're guessing a phone booth could more than handle the guests.
Filed under: Train Wrecks, TV
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