Audrina Patridge Is a Natural Blonde
Who knew?!
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Beauty, The Hills
L.C. -- Rear-ender Offended Her
We know Lauren Conrad is plenty sore because her clothes are selling about as well as the Shauna Sand celibacy kit. A minor rear-ender outside Katsuya last night could only add injury to insult.
Filed under: The Hills
Springer to Speidi: Even I Don't Go There
Jerry Springer said he wouldn't have Heidi and Spencer get married on his show because celebrities aren't allowed on. Wait, so what's the problem?
Filed under: The Hills
God Save the Pope from the Dope
As if the Heidi and Spencer wedding circus wasn't sacrilegious enough -- she tells us she's hoping to score the Pope as the priest for her televised nuptials.
Will the divorce be carried live, too?
Filed under: The Hills
Audrina -- Stacked Four High
Audrina Patridge busted out a little girl-on-girl action at a pool in Las Vegas over the weekend. 
Her friend's smile isn't nearly as big as hers.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, The Hills
Spencer: I'd Make Phelps My Bitch
The thought of Spencer Pratt in a Speedo is enough to make anyone throw up in their mouths -- but Heidi's delusional he-bitch says he'd take on Michael Phelps in the Olympics and win.
Do they give gold medals for douchebaggery?
Filed under: The Hills
Audrina Goes Down... Under
Sure, we're used to catching Audrina walking the streets -- but now she's got a new companion. The John Doe is Aussie BMX racer Corey Bohan - who apparently prefers Audrina's hills over Australia's deserts. Sorry Justin Bobby - looks like Corey's riding that bike now.
Filed under: The Hills
LC -- Officially Worthless
Lauren Conrad is a free woman. 
We've learned that Kitson -- the boutique that was just trying to do a buy-one-get-one deal for LC's clothing line -- has finally just thrown up its hands and is giving away the rest of its Lauren overstock. At least they've found a reasonable destination: They're giving away her collection to Caitlin's Closet, a charity that gives girls dresses for their big events, like the prom and homecoming.
Gives new meaning to that old saw, "Off like a prom dress," doesn't it?
Filed under: The Hills
Heidi Puts the "Ho" in Shopaholic
"The Hills" must pay some serious cash because yesterday Heidi Montag looked for clothes -- and mucho attention -- at Kitson, Madison, Cartier, Chanel, Fendi and Barneys New York.
She shopped, posed and gave props to Jesus -- an honest day's work for a good Christian girl.
Filed under: The Hills
And On the 7th Day He Said "Let Girls Go Wild"
Heidi Montag's boyfriend/mouthpiece says she'll never do Playboy because it's against "her faith" -- but being buds with pimpresario Joe Francis, that's cool with the big dude upstairs, right?
Filed under: The Hills
Audrina Patridge: Better on Mute
Our photog slammed Audrina with Qs on Robertson -- hitting her up about hanging with Verne Troyer, cranky neighbors, Playboy and "Hills" DC -- and while she didn't say much, she sure looked good doing it.
Filed under: The Hills
Lauren Conrad Chokes at Own Fashion Show
Awkard silence, painful narration and mediocre fashion -- in a nut shell, L.C.'s show yesterday was hilarious.
With only two fashion models to support her, Lauren ran out of gas, referring to one of her outfits as "there's this." That sure makes us want to buy it.
Filed under: Full Throttle Fashion, The Hills
LC to "Dolls" Producer: You're Insane!
LC is responding to allegations from her neighbors -- namely "Pussycat Dolls" reality show producer/"Last American Virgin" star Steven Antin. She says she doesn't throw crazy parties, and says Antin is "insane."
Name calling is always a good start to mending neighbor relations.
Brody to Spencer: Dude, Don't Go Nude!
Brody Jenner cracked up when he heard his BFF-turned-foe Spencer Pratt was offered to expose his hose in Playgirl -- and randomly had a t-shirt perfectly explaining why it'd be a bad idea.
Filed under: The Hills
Spencer Pratt Killed Playgirl
Even the mere thought of Spencer Pratt posing nude was enough to kill Playgirl.
Rumors floated around the Internet last week Pratt was considering an offer to pose for the mag. It took a few days, but sure enough Playgirl announced yesterday they were shutting down the mag and only focusing on their web site.
Coincidence?
UPDATE: Too bad for you Playgirl! Spencer tells us he turned their offer down, adding "I was the last hope!"
Filed under: The Hills
