Paula Abdul could barely walk down the AMA red carpet last night ... and it had nothing to do with her state of mind.
The 47-year-old former "American Idol" judge was incapacitated by the train of her Morticia Addams gown and required the assistance of three minions to get her to safety.
Keeping Paula upright is a full time job.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Fashion
Can you guess which diminutive diva was spotted on the beaches of Miami this weekend?
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Hot Bodies
Much like her daddy Ben is an underrated director, Violet Affleck is as cute as any celebrity kid ... 
... not named Suri.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Jennifer Garner
The upside to buying "Dallas" star Larry Hagman's home: If you want it, you only have to pay $13 a year for the electric bill. Downside: The rest of the house costs a whopping $11 mil.
Hagman, who struck it big by playing an oil magnate on TV, just put his solar powered, 9 bedroom, 14.5 bathroom, 18,000 square foot estate in Ojai, California on the market -- and the palatial pad would make J.R. Ewing proud.
For some reason, Larry and his wife are looking to downsize.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo
Jon Gosselin awoke from a day in the tanning bed to sign an autograph for a little kid outside LAX yesterday. 
Stay classy, d-bag.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Jon & Kate
Robert Pattinson looked truly overcome with angst joy as he left the Bowery Hotel in New York City last night after dinner with friends. 
Biggest movie in the country, hot girlfriend -- what's it take to get a smile out of these "Twilight" kids?
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Twilight
To be a successful Victoria's Secret model you need a lot of fake ... hair.
Supermodel Miranda Kerr got ready backstage at the Victoria's Secret runway show in NYC yesterday, amidst a table full of roadkill-looking synthetic weaves.
Who knew these ridiculously hot chicks augmented their beauty?!
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Beauty, Hot Bodies
No longer sporting the protective boot he's been rocking as of late, David Beckham took his various sons for frozen yogurt at a Pinkberry in Brentwood yesterday ... without injuring himself. 
Even Becks has to bribe his kids with Swirly Goodness every once in a while. 
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Becks & Posh, Talk Sports
With his wet suit barely on his hairless buff body, "90210" star Trevor Donovan showed off his genetically superior talents to some fans in L.A. on Thursday.
Teen boys didn't look like this at our high school ... because Trevor is 31.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Beauty, Hot Bodies
Looking to add to her already plentiful brood, Nadya Suleman went pet shopping in La Habra yesterday. 
Because what Octomom really needs is a small creature to chase after.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, OctoMom
The Dallas Cowboys are 6-3, leading their division, and are favored to beat the Washington Redskins by 11 points this weekend ... but after seeing this pic, do the odds even matter???
This photo of Jessica Simpson rocking a 'Boys sweatshirt was taken yesterday in Beverly Hills.
The last time Jess publicly professed her support for the team, they lost to the Giants.
Before that ... she took all sorts of heat for going on a trip to Cabo with several Dallas players just days before they lost a big playoff game in 2008. 
And before that, T.O. blamed a Cowboy loss on the fact that Jessica went to the game.
Then again, they are playing the Redskins this weekend...
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Jessica Simpson, Talk Sports
Red Sox fans have another reason to hate Derek Jeter's guts...
The Yankees team captain threw on some board shorts and posted up on a dock in St. Barths with girlfriend Minka Kelly yesterday. 
...and this is why he's one of the greatest players of all time.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Hot Bodies, Talk Sports, Stars in Heat
Former whoopass can opening, brewski slamming, man crushing wrestler "Stone Cold" Steve Austin was rendered absolutely defenseless yesterday after he locked horns with a fluffy-wuffy, cuddly-wuddly little puppy dog while in Canada.
What a stunner.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Critters
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