Posted Sep 5th 2008 10:30AM by TMZ Staff
Laura from "Greatest American Dog" admitted she filled the void from one son of a bitch with another -- her talented pup Preston.

Sure, the canine is a sad substitute for a real man, but at least the dog will never leave the toilet seat up.
Filed under: Critters
Posted Aug 30th 2008 9:21AM by TMZ Staff
Rapper DMX aka Earl Simmons won't be looking to PETA for support when he faces felony drug possession and animal cruelty charges in Arizona.
The animal rights group has written prosecutors, asking the judge to throw the book at Mr. X, urging that the sentence include a psych evaluation.
Authorities say DMX had 12 pit bulls, all of which showed clear signs of neglect. They also found three dead dogs, buried on his property back in 2007.
This is his second run-in with authorities on animal cruelty charges.
PETA is wants the judge to make D's world a pet-free zone for as long as possible.
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Critters
Posted Aug 22nd 2008 12:50PM by TMZ Staff
Katy Perry now claims she's into bestiality. Or are we missing the metaphor?
Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Critters
Posted Aug 16th 2008 9:30AM by TMZ Staff
Surprise, surprise -- the whole Bigfoot finding was a hoax. DNA tests proved that one of the two samples of DNA taken came from a human, and the other was 96 percent from an opossum.

We all should have known -- since the real Bigfoot resides in Malibu -- and responds to the name Brad Garrett.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Critters
Posted Aug 15th 2008 5:19PM by TMZ Staff
A couple of Southerners had a press conference today to discuss their "discovery" of the legendary Bigfoot. The only problem -- they didn't want to show the body! Uh huuuuuh....

Mathew Whitton and Rick Dyer showed two photos of the alleged Sasquatch, but denied assembled reporters access to the corpse until "scientists" could examine it. And by scientists they probably mean their fifth grade kids and their Fisher Price doctor's kit.
Something stinks, and it ain't that hairy beast in the freezer.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Critters
Posted Aug 15th 2008 12:01PM by TMZ Staff
The happiest place on earth just might be the back of police paddy wagon.
Mickey Mouse, Tinker Bell, Peter Pan, Minnie Mouse and Snow White were among 29 people arrested Thursday evening in Anaheim, Calif. when close to 1,000 ticked-off Disneyland hotel workers swam in the streets in protest.
According to the OC Register, the workers' fuzzy suits are in a wad because they say they've been working for the Mouse without contracts since January.
A rep for Disney says "We have a history of strong relationships with our Unions – and clearly we are disappointed that Unite HERE Local 681 has spent more time protesting -- to date 14 rallies – than the 11 occasions they have spent at the negotiating table. These publicity stunts are not productive to the discussions and are incredibly disruptive to the Resort Area. We care about our Cast Members --- and remain hopeful that we can reach an agreement that is both fair and equitable, providing Union Leadership is reasonable and realistic in its approach."
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Critters
Posted Aug 15th 2008 10:28AM by TMZ Staff
David Navarro may not have been born in a barn, but he likes watching movies about people who have sex in them.
The bat-tatted one was cruising around Hollywood last night with his rented flick in hand -- and when he read the description, it involved the words "horse," "sex," and "ruptured colon."
Filed under: Critters
Posted Aug 14th 2008 12:48PM by TMZ Staff
It looks like Coolio's "Gangsta's Paradise" needs an exterminator!
We're told Coolio was in Rapid City, S.D. when he got bit by a rogue spider and had to go to the hospital for treatment.
His rep, Susan Haber, confirms Coolio did seek help at the local hospital but has since fully recovered. See what happens when you style your hair like a Tarantula?
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Critters, Nurse!
Posted Aug 10th 2008 8:05AM by TMZ Staff
Saddle up y'all because the stars are getting their ride on. Check out these wild stallions.

Filed under: Critters
Posted Aug 6th 2008 5:00PM by TMZ Staff
What do Duane "Dog" Chapman and wife Beth do when they're not kicking fugitive ass? Shop with their dog Lil' Babe, of course.
It's a doggy dog world people.
Filed under: Critters
Posted Aug 1st 2008 1:40PM by TMZ Staff
For the first time in a long time, the most ferocious bitch hungry for a bone outside The Ivy wasn't Janice Dickinson. Meet Q-Tip, aka "The Beast," the incredible acting dog with some serious bite.
Filed under: Critters
Posted Jul 31st 2008 2:54PM by TMZ Staff
Martin Lawrence's gone and gotten goosed -- literally.
This is no joke. The squawking birds have overrun the funnyman's Virginia farm and he's gone to serious lengths to deal with them. One neighbor tells TMZ Lawrence is trying to get rid of them the old-fashioned way -- with a gun.
But Martin's peeps tell us a different story -- that Martin isn't gunning for the geese at all and that he's trying to take care of the problem as "humanely" as possible.
She issued us the following statement:
Click here... it's not over yet
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Critters
Posted Jul 30th 2008 11:53AM by TMZ Staff
Spanish authorities were called when a blubbery mammal in man-panties emerged alongside a hot chick on the shores of Ibiza on Tuesday.

Crime scene investigators identified the swamp thing as rehabbed star Gary Dourdan.
Unfortunately, there was no explaining his repugnant choice in swimwear.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Fashion Police, Hot Bodies, Critters
Posted Jul 28th 2008 11:30AM by TMZ Staff
Dustin Hoffman was in the dog house after his driver almost ran over a pooch outside Kate Beckinsale's b-day party. But get this: the paps sided with the Rain Man instead of the dog's rightfully pissed off owner!
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Critters
Posted Jul 25th 2008 2:51PM by TMZ Staff
So we just got this video of Ethan Hawke, clearly wanting to show off his new baby, Clementine.
Why would he do this, you ask? Well, now that the kid is out in the open, the paps have just lost their incentive to follow him and cash in on an exclusive shot. And baby momma Ryan holds the baby and jokes the baby pics are now worthless.
Now Ethan Hawke is free to lead a life of peace with Chicken Hawke.
Filed under: Critters
